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Old 07-23-2020, 09:09   #6
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The Book of Box

Hardbound limited edition with illustrations
Just a warning - but some of those illustrations are going to be VERY NSFW.
...but since there seems to be a slight degree of interest, I offer another installment of Airsofts Fables. (As a bit of trivia, the overall collection of tales would be referred to as the Airsopica.)

Pay attention - because my next tale is unfolding across the country before your very eyes. It's called "The Liberal SJWs and the Citizens"............

A pack of dirty smelly Liberal SJWs with brightly dyed hair and angry faces lurked near the citizens homes but the Police kept them all at a respectful distance, and the mindless gullible citizens grazed on their gluten free vegan free trade organic meals in perfect safety. Undeterred, the Liberal SJWs thought of a plan to trick the citizens.

"Why is there always this hostility between us?" the Liberal SJWs proclaimed to the citizens. "If it were not for those racist, abusive, self centered, police constantly stirring up trouble and murdering innocent citizens that have never even been in trouble their entire lives, we would all get along beautifully."
The Liberals SJW's then marched to the local police precinct and set the building ablaze; quickly reminding the mindless gullible citizens "Don't you see, this is all because of the police...
...we are just peaceful protestors."


The mindless gullible citizens were confused because it was obvious that the Liberal SJWs were just violent lawbreaking assholes that set the city on fire but the mindless gullible citizens were too ignorant and cowardly to say anything in fear that the Liberal SJWs would accuse THEM of being racist, abusive, and self centered.

The Liberal SJWs were emboldened by the tacit support provided by politicians like Crazy Nancy and Fat Jerry and gave ultimatums to the terrified mindless gullible citizens: "Defund the police and you will see what good friends we shall become."

The mindless gullible citizens were easily fooled and quickly appealed to the Liberal SJWs that served in the city council and other government offices. They petitioned the closeted Liberal SJWs in government to make the police go away - far far away. That very week, the Liberal SJWs burned down MORE buildings, ripped down historic statues, defaced monuments, beat mothers in front of their children, killed children in front of their mothers, and even put a convicted domestic terrorist in charge of their financial interests. The Liberal SJWs were revealed to be like a pack of ravenous wolves feasting on the poor mindless gullible citizens as though they were soft, weak, helpless, and tasty - very tasty sheep...

The moral of this story?
-Do not give up friends for foes. Also, Liberal SJWs should be burned at the stake like witches in Massachusetts in the 1690s !!!





Editors Note: It is purely a coincidence that even in the 1690's the leadership in places like Massachusetts relied on the ignorant use of fire as a way of passing judgement on those people that held differing social values.
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