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Originally Posted by Box
Am open letter to Ms Claira Janover...
I love satire. Your sense of humor is devine - now, allow me to retort:
All Lives Matter
Perhaps you should do an ALM satire video where you go around threatening to assault random people - it would be hilarious. Just random folks on the street.
You truly are one comically talented broad...
...now, go make a ham sandwich with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and light mayo - go easy on the salt and pepper - use your knife to cut that sandwich on its diagonal axis before reporting to me so that I may receive my stabbing for saying "All Lives Matter".
The sandwich is for you - bring some milk too - you're going to need it.
...just to be on the safe side, make sure you have your proctologist on speed dial as well as the number of a good colorectal surgeon
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I would be more than happy to buy a ticket to this.
