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Old 06-24-2020, 12:30   #23
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Bill Clinton's wife has already made it clear that people like me are deplorable and irredeemable - Gov Cuomo has made it clear that I am not welcome in his state - and many of the recent candidates for POTUS have made it more than clear that if they had their way - they would send government troops to my house to take away my private property - so, here goes - purely a hypothetical version of what might transpire under the tyranny of an unhinged madman forced to lead a nation that had gone over the brink and began the decent into chaos. I can tell you with just four letters what such a madman would do with the CHAZ should he become drywall master of the universe...
1) J
2) D
3) A
4) M

There would be a fair warning. The law would be made clear as would the consequences of ignoring the law and refusing to follow civil governance. Intentions would be made crystal clear. The desired outcome would be made clear. There would be a press release on TV and radio, there would be a leaflet drop, there would even be loud speaker announcements following the leaflet drops. The warning would echo from the past much the way JFK dealt with the marxist grandparents of the hapless hooligans currently causing this national shit-show...
Every man, woman and child of the CHAZ now lives under a fiery sword of Damocles, hanging by the slenderest of threads, capable of being cut at any moment by accident or miscalculation or by madness.”

After that, there would be one single chance to perform an unconditional surrender to law enforcement for the crimes of sedition and treason. Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States of America, chose to ignore that opportunity, would be considered at such time to have levied war against the United States of America and guilty of providing aid and comfort to an enemy within the United States of America...
...the Rubicon will have been crossed - and God save us all. The next thing said over any radio would be...

"Cleared Hot"

There would be no apologies. There would be no explanations. There would be no federally funded repair or reconditioning of any infrastructure damaged during the exchange. The rubble would be left as a reminder. The bodies would be left to feed the rats. This bullshit tolerance of belligerence and destruction for a contrived agenda would be ended with a swift and unbearable judgement.
After all - every American leader has made the same sworn oath to uphold and defend the constitution against ALL enemies - "foreign and domestic"
That oath either means something
or is does not

If the oath of office means something - and the belligerent occupants of the CHAZ elect to side with their Warlord as he bears arms against the United States of America - the response to such armed belligerence is simple:

"CLEARED HOT"

If the oath of office DOESN'T mean anything - lets all just stop pretending it does. Don't lie - dont blaspheme when you say "so help me God" - just quit saying it. The room is usually full of people anyway, just stand quietly until the rest of the room is done with their charade. If the oath is just pomp and circumstance, lets agree to leave the peaceloving hippies from the CHAZ to their own devices. Lets continue ripping down America as we look to the whims of mob rules to provide for our well being.

Everything should work out juuuust fine.
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