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Old 06-04-2020, 10:37   #67
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Originally Posted by tonyz View Post
no posting privileges for 8 weeks...
Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. ...
...please dont let tonyz punish me by taking away my posting privileges for 8 weeks

I'll straighten up and fly right
I won't drink water from single use plastic bottles
I wont use paper plates or paper napkins
I'll only use LED light bulbs and wont turn my AC down below 78 degree

Please Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors just dont let tonyz stop me from postin'

A-MEN
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