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Originally Posted by frostfire
Don't worry folks.
We all know Box has not told us how he really feels until the one-legged hermaphrodite shows up  |
Believe me - the one-legged hermaphrodite has been here for a while now; sitting quietly trying desperately not to push me over the edge - its just a matter of time before I am 'triggered' by the stupidity of it all.
Just for laughs though, lets imagine if I DID have my own show on Fox...
I would introduce a segment where periodically, we would cut to some closed circuit TV footage of that "contest" in progress overlayed with news footage of whatever stupid shit was going on in the world...
...then without warning, "Negan" would bust into the room with his barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat and smart smashing in skulls.
The one-legged hermaphrodite would NEVER get injured - the segment would always end with him cowering in a corner BEGGING Negan not to bash his fucking head in.
...cut to commercial break
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Last edited by Box; 05-29-2020 at 09:53.
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