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Originally Posted by Swoop
And the wife just laughed at me when I suggested that NASCAR should have placed a few mannequins in the stands on Sunday at Darlington with masks..... I guess the damn Koreans stole my idea.
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Sex dolls in the bleachers at a NASCAR event?
Are you insane?
Are you going to add a free order of buffalo chicken wings and a six pack of Natty-Light to the mix?
You need to brush up on Title 18, Chapter 102, Section 2101 before you do some crazy irresponsible crap like that here in one of the NASCAR States of America. If that happened at a place like Charlotte, it would kill more people than the Corona-Virus.
-It sounds like something Doctor Evil would do in an Austin Powers reboot...
I'm going to release 2 dozen RUBBER fembots into the Coca-Cola 600 unless you pay me...
...ONE.MILLLLLION.DOLLARS
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Last edited by Box; 05-20-2020 at 06:35.
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