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If Bernie Sanders was a real man, he would pull out his dick and mushroom stamp the next DNC officer he came across as he announced his independent run for president
but he wont
because he isn't
because he is only worried about being allowed to hang out with the cool kids

Bernie Sanders is the snot nosed kid from everyone's youth that only got to play kickball because THEY owned the ball - Bernie is only getting to play because he has a following and the establishment only needs his followers. They entertain Bernie's shenanigans because they want him to drum up business - not run the business


He is like Cheech Marin's character in 'From Dusk till Dawn'.........

All right, democrats - Come on in socialism lovers! Here at the Democratic Party we're slashing capitalism in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of policy, this is a policy blow out!
All right, we got white policy, black policy, Spanish policy, yellow policy, we got hot policy, cold policy, we got wet policy, we got.....
.....STINKY policy, we got scary policy, bloody policy

We got silk policy, velvet policy, Naugahyde policy, horse policy, dog policy, chicken policy - we even got bullshit policy
(...lord knows we've got PLENTY of bullshit policies)

Come on, you want communism disguised as socialism, disguised as democratic socialism, disguised as a huge steaming pile of bullshit...
...the DNC has it so come on in policy lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in !!!!


Fuck the democrats - fuck them very much.
...and bernie, fuck him too.