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A "shameless marketing ploy" ???
That hurts - that hurts a lot.
What have I ever done to you to deserve that kind of jab....
However, if you were to put a few bucks on the over, win some easy money, you could roll that profit into a pretty nice investment on textiles.
Bet big - win big - next thing you know - people will hear "Badger52" and the first thing they will think of is top quality textiles at reasonable prices.
The diversity options are endless.....
Male-Female Vagina Hats
Non-specific genitalia hats
Trans-Male Hats for woman
Trans-female hats for men
Trans gay female hats for trans gay men
Trans gay male hats for trans gay females that identify as cis-gendered males
...a world of pure imagination
If you are a risk taker you could diversify even more and buy up all the red textiles. Then you could sell MAGA hats under a separate label so the vagina hat market wouldn't protest and boycott
Betting on the election might be the easiest money you make all year - a spring board to the top of the textile investment industry but you gotta play to win............
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