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Originally Posted by Box
Place your bets mother fuckers – place your bets !!!!!
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• I bet "Bernie" will croak mid-stream while campaigning, maybe someone will give him a little help in that department.
• Those brain dead celebrities will continue to spew rhetoric and hateful remarks, but will not move an inch away from their million dollar homes and “I Can’t Act” jobs. Cher, I’m betting she will have some more plastic surgery to resemblance the now dead Sonny Bono or RuPaul and a lobotomy, that part of her brain is not needed, she's just a stupid C. DeNiro, who gives a Fuck.....I’m thinking someone will give him a nice punch to the throat. Snoop Dog will open up Dunkin Donut Franchises. Alec Baldwin will explode into a massive blob of egotistical fat deposits all over the SNL audience; who's Chelsea Handler?
Whoopie....well she will have a new job as a mop for a cleaning service, just shove a broomstick up her ass and turn her upside down. Neve Campbell; she’ll be shipped back to Canada preferably to the northern most part of the country, frozen in ice. Matt Damon will be freeze dried and packaged in a little box on the next scheduled launch of the ULA Atlas V to Mars in the summer of 2020. Streisand will tour China, lose her voice and contact the Coronavirus but won’t be allowed back into the US due to contamination. She will then be imprisoned because she cannot contribute to China's state runned economy.
• Darth Vader Ginsburg…..she’ll be sent to a Taxidermist to get stuffed and be displayed in a Feminist Museum that sells pink Vagina Hats.
That's my bet.....