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Old 01-30-2020, 12:00   #19
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Make no mistakes...

I dont want any of them to leave. Just because I don't respect them as Americans; just because I don't fully even recognize them as fellow countrymen, I still dont want to force them out.
I want them to stay and suffer - I want them to stay and entertain us with their wild and ridiculous get-woke diatribes.
No sirree - I'd rather tune in and watch Jimmy Kimmel cry alligator tears as he laments his oppression at the hands of the evil conservative president.
I'd rather listen to Baldwin rant and rave as he serves as an example of how NOT to treat your kids, or the public at large.
Nothing says "Donald Trump hates the media" like Alec Balwdin punching a reporter in the fucking face !!!

Nothing says "interfering with elections that YOU aren't part of is a bad thing" like watching a Bloomberg Campaign ad where he BRAGS about funneling money into elections across the country in an effort to change the makeup of our congress.

Anytime someone tells you zombies are just pretend - you can have them look upon the shriveled, leathery, Sith-like images of Empress Pelosi or Lord Bader or Fat Jerry or Al Sharpton - even the twisted visage of an old cLint0n for that matter...
...one glance at the horror and you will know - zombies are real

Nothing is finer than watching the governing class and the court jester class implode with rage as the tears stream down their collective botox injected faces - and NOTHING makes your afternoon tea more enjoyable than flavoring it with the sweet sweet taste of limousine liberal tears.


PS- Uman, the image of a Bloomberg/Obama ticket sent a shiver down my spine and drove me to my bottle of tums.
Thats fucked up - I cant believe you would even put such a thing on a public bulletin board. You're among friends here, no need to scare people like that.
Thats really really REALLY fucked up. You owe me a bottle of tums and a jar of Maalox.
I forgive you -
...but still - thats pretty fucked up

Just so you know I didnt take that image laying down - heres one for you:
Hillary Clinotn in Leopard Print spandex standing next to Lord Bader in a bikini.
Now we're even.


Vote hard my friends - vote hard
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