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Let me break down some trend based statistics for anyone interested in having some REAL fun gambling on the 2020 shit show currently known as the "General Election"

Robert Altman, Michael Douglas, Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Elton John, and Barbara Streisand all threatened to leave the country if Bush-1 was elected…
Then Babs threatened again when Bush-2 was elected…
Then she had a 3-peat when Trump was elected…
"Nevertheless - she persisted"
Betting on Babs to float another emigration threat is NOT going to win big bucks. It’s like betting that the Vikings or Bills will choke in the Super Bowl.

Snoop Dogg, Lena Dunham, Chelsea Handler, Ne-Yo, Neve Campbell, Raven-Symoné, Bryan Cranston, and yes even Babs – all threatened to leave the USA if Trump was elected...
"Nevertheless - they persisted"
-Chuck Schumer’s retarded niece threatened a move to Spain but she did something far worse - she stayed in the USA and made a couple of movies.
-Eddie Griffin and Mace Windu both threatened to move to Africa.
-George Lopez threatened to move to Mexico.
-George Clooney kept his word and moved to England but juuuust long enough to realize that England sucks; then like a bad penny he came right back to the USA.
-Whoopie Goldburger, Chelsea Handler, Hanna Montana, Neve Campbell - all said they were leaving the USA if their team don’t win…
"Nevertheless - they persisted"

For fuck sake – Neve Campbell is from Ontario – and STILL stayed in the USA after DJT took office
-Also a Canadian - Jon Stewart - he loves his homeland so much that instead of moving back to Canada, he said he would move off the planet. I’m not sure where – maybe he was going to share a spaceship with Cher since she threatened to move to Jupiter.

Can't fault Cher for not actually moving though - she probably just didnt realize that Jupiter is a gas giant and that she would have to fly right through an asteroid belt and right past Matt Damon’s sweet little casa on Mars to get there. Besides, if she was going all the way to Jupiter, she’d be better off living on one of the moons.
Cher is stupid – pay no attention to her.

Supreme Court Justice Darth Vader Guinness-burg threatened to move to New Zealand – because nothing says unbiased non-partisan judicial icon like a liberal activist Supreme-Court-Walking-Zombie-Justice that says some shit like that during an election campaign.
Wouldn't want to unjustly impact an election now - would she.
...Hypocrite

So yes - making good money betting the odds in 2020 will be a little tricky.
We could set the Over/Under at “21” as the exact amount of celebrity emigration threats and adjust from there.
-I’m willing to gamble that Darth Bader if pressed for a comment, will actually speak out again - after all, she has nothing to lose. She’s got a BioPic for her fan base to worship and she knows that she may very well give up the ghost during a second DJT presidency so she can pretty much swing her bright-red-woke-saber with reckless abandon because nobody is going to call her out.
-Babs is almost CERTAINLY going to threaten another move
-I am pretty certain that Deniro will lose his shit and threaten an emigration move over a 2d term – especially after DJT being “Impeached Forever” by Empress Pelosi.

Based on trends, if we played an Over/Under game with the election - I’d feel pretty confident putting money on the ‘over’ with a 21-celebrity emigration line.

Gambling on the 2020 General-Election/Fall-Classic is going to be a wild ride.
-Will 2 million illegal votes be cast in Cali’ - Who knows
-will dead people in Chicago be allowed to voice their opinion?? hard to tell this early in the season
-Will DJT collude – with anyone - maybe so; not that it matters - the Democrats already have their impeachment articles written up for the spring of 2020 just in case.
-Is Bloomberg going to eat a giant spoonful of gay ice cream and then post a video endorsement of the central park talking dog demographic…
…you bet your ass he will !!!
-Will QuidProJoe Biden offer to send Marvin the Martian a shipment of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators in exchange for six coked up space-hookers and a high paying CEO job for Hunter??? At this point, anything is possible - we have all been transported to bizarro world anyway - that's what makes gambling so much fun.


Place your bets mother fuckers – place your bets !!!!!