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Old 10-19-2019, 22:44   #8
Flagg
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: New Zealand
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Muscular skeletal injury risk?

Just throw Privates’ Marshmallow and Reddi-wip in the swimming pool.

The fatter they are the better they float, so it comes with a built in safety plan.

Need to drop weight?

Mandatory remedial survival training.

Nothing hard, just leave them in a tent in a remote location cold climate with a calculated amount of rations for the time period and a local potable water source. The weight falls right off.

Again, the fatter they are, the greater the safety factor if you accidentally under-calc rations.

Safety first!
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