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Its Americas fault that Colon Camperwiggle wasn't a first round draft pick
Its Americas fault that Colon Pumpernickel only got to be a starting quarterback because a BETTER guy sustained a concussion halfway through the season.
Its Americas fault that Coalbin Humperdink didn't get a superbowl ring.
Its Americas fault that the NFL had already fined him twice for his do-as-you-will behavior BEFORE America forced him to start taking a knee
Its Americas fault that the 49'ers were 28-30 while he was part of the team.
Its Americas fault that after getting his job as starting QB, his team STOPPED going to the super bowl -
Its Americas fault that after his first full years as a starter, his team failed to make it to the playoffs for the first time in 4 years.
Its Americas fault that he couldnt keep his job as the starting QB
Its Americas fault that when he opted out of his contract to be a free agent, the world didnt beat a path to his door with 100 million dollar contracts for him to be a starting QB.
Its ALL Americas fault.
Well - for a guy with Psalm-18 on his arm and a chip on his shoulder for his fellow man - may the LORD reward him according to his righteousness
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