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Old 04-16-2019, 08:06   #7
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Originally Posted by rsdengler View Post
Makes me want to drink a swig of Whiskey......LOL.....
A "swig" ?
Seriously? You got stuck on "a swig of whiskey" ???
...did you not read the thread ?

You take a "swig" of Listerine when you wake up in the morning to hide the smell of whiskey on your breath from the night before - you take a "swig" of iced tea after you finish some yard work - you take a "swig" of orange juice to wash down your bacon and eggs and biscuits and gravy and then you take a "swig" of coffee to wash the taste of orange juice out of your mouth...
...then you pour a SHOT of Irish Whiskey into your coffee because that is what a leprechaun would do.

Then you drink a SHOT of Scotch so they don't think you are beholden to the Irish.
Instead - you chose to post the word "swig" - shame on you.

Seriously - shame on you.

Who in the name of oak casks wants a "swing" - WC Fields would be ashamed of you.
...so would his snake
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