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Old 01-21-2018, 15:39   #2
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Is Oxford suggesting that women process knowledge slower than men? Are they suggesting that women are mentally impaired when operating under pressure?

Have they looked at the possibility that ALL participants might do better on a 90-minute test if they are given 15 extra minutes on that test. I wonder - would people be able to do better on a PT test if they had 3 minutes to do 2 minutes worth of pushup? Maybe we could improve our times on the 2 mile run by only running 1.5 miles?

Maybe it is just undergraduate students that need more time?
Maybe the caste system in England needs to be reorganized since clearly, the academic caste of their society is just so well developed.


After all - this is Oxford University we are talking about - how can you be "An Oxford Man" if your chromosomes are maligned?
Maybe Oxford is just trying to level the playing field after the Oxford Rugby Team tried to take advantage of the female student body (pun intended)
An Oxford Man would never be so rude.

These first-year undergraduate female students probably need the extra 15 minutes of test time after attending an Oxford 'Crew Date'
...poor gals - the Young-Las caste needs a leg up.

Let's not hold the young Lads at Oxford too accountable though - it isn't their fault. They have been raised in a Monarchy and don't really understand the true concepts of liberty and equality. Besides, Oxford isn't really lowering the standard for these poor gals, they are just giving the peasant class a few extra moments to strive for mediocrity in the grand scheme of things.
...after all, if they score high enough on the test and do good in school, these female undergraduates could be promoted to Queen someday. Hell, some hormone shots and a note from their doctor and they could even run for King.


Fuck you Oxford... fuck you and your Monarchy

AND TAKE DOWN THAT FUCKING CECIL RHODES STATUE YA' HYPOCRITES !!!
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