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Two pig stories.
1st is a cook entering a culinary contest that required a fresh pig. TTT 1978
2nd is a bipedal omnivore with a ravenous appetite for fresh DNA. Mondrain 1990
#1 enter the restaurant and noticed the 3 door refrigerator shaking violently. Opened the door and a pig evac the refer and his bowels simultaneously. Proceeds to defecate throughout the restaurant. Chasing the pig and finally ending the chase by cornering it in one of the bathrooms. Door closed.
2hrs later the culinary graduate shows up. After a WTF strip down, his reply is: “the contest required a fresh pig, I could not kill it, so I decided to freeze it to death”.
“In a Fucking refrigerator”? I screamed in reply.
#2 After creating absolute chaos among the young cooks, she was confronted, she explained her behavior in this manner: “I’m a pastry chef”!
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