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The next leap forward in medical science needs to be a modular gender/genitalia attachment system...

Are you stuck at a frat party that has turned into a sausage fest?
Has a hens night made you wish you could still get a BJ?
Wouldn't you like to finally enjoy the gender fluidity you have always dreamed about?
............FINALLY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR KATE AND EDDY TOO !!!

The new "Transgenderizer" will allow you to swap your genitals to accommodate all of your situational gender needs.
For three low payments of $1999.99 you can be fitted with our base model Transgenderizer in your choice of racial skin tone components.
For an additional $137.31 we will add the quick-change attachment and custom carry case.
The base model Transgenderizer will accommodate gender changes in as little as 12 minutes in the privacy of your own bathroom.
The deluxe upgrade will allow our valued customers to change genders in under 3 minutes in space as small as a phone booth or Port-a-John.
The custom carry case is hand carved from 'old-growth longleaf pine' and the rich velvet lining is padded with 100% Red-Cockaded Woodpecker feathers.

Never again will you return from your Serbian gender reassignement surgical ward wishing that you would have held on to your ding-a-ling long enough to whack it to one last playboy centerfold.

Act now and your Transgenderizer will be delivered with a archival quality certificate of authenticity and two tickets to the Hillary Clinton inaugural ball.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money, offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately, batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available, some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.