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Old 09-26-2017, 11:21   #2
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My question would use the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman approach:

Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?!
Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?!
Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!

...so in memory of Gunny Hartman:
Why is Captain Rapone still in uniform after graduation ?
Why is Captain Rapone holding that sign in his hat?
Why isn't the US Army publicly stomping Captain Rapones guts out?
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