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Originally Posted by MR2
My advice is don't.
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Best - and most relevant - advice EVER!!
This is an easy one: go get an Akio, pile all your worldly possessions in it, drag it across Norway whilst spilling shit and creating yard-sales over much of Europe. Don't forget to have it run you over on the down hills when your team mates think it's funny not to brake the sled and watch it punch you down into the snow like Thor's hammer. Make sure the junior guy spills all your stove fuel and that the commo guy burns the batteries by placing them too close to the fire you made to prevent ya'll from freezing to freaking death from falling through the iced-over river you fell through trying to find your way around the pass that was closed by an avalanche. Oh...and you have only 17 hours left to travel 15 mapsheets to make your target time.
When you get airlifted back to your support site, promptly burn the Akio and the 400 pounds of "lightweight" arctic gear you were forced to pack and put in a 4187 to 7th Group.
ALTHOUGH - I did like the fact that there were no bugs. Had that going for me.