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Old 08-23-2017, 11:41   #8
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Fuck the Entitled Sports Political Network...
...fuck them and the entitled, spoiled, over-attended athletes that they pimp for


The idea that the very people of Virginia have forgotten the essence of Robert E. Lee...
..well, fuck the traitorous peoples commonwealth of virginia as well



Humor me for a moment, as I take you all on a brief journey into this monster that modern day Virginians refer to as Robert E. Lee..........

There is a terrible war coming, and these young men who have never seen war cannot wait for it to happen, but I tell you, I wish that I owned every slave in the South, for I would free them all to avoid this war.

In this enlightened age, there are few I believe, but what will acknowledge, that slavery as an institution is a moral & political evil in any country. It is useless to expatiate on its disadvantages.

Also....

So far from engaging in a war to perpetuate slavery, I am rejoiced that Slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interest of the South. So fully am I satisfied of this that I would have cheerfully lost all that I have lost by the war, and have suffered all that I have suffered to have this object attained.

A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday does not know where it is today.

A land without memories is a people without liberty.

Shake off those gloomy feelings. Drive them away. Fix your mind and pleasures upon what is before you. All is bright if you will think it so. All is happy if you will make it so. Do not dream. It is too ideal, too imaginary. Dreaming by day, I mean. Live in the world you inhabit. Look upon things as they are. Take them as you find them. Make the best of them. Turn them to your advantage.


And most importantly - no better words have been spoken by a man than this final quote from civil war general Robert Edward Lee...

All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.


UNLIMITED.FRIED.CHICKEN.

Any God-fearing man that loves Jesus AND fried chicken is alright with me.
I also love Jesus AND fried chicken...
KFC
Popeye's
Churches
Smithfield's
Zaxby's
Boston Market
...even the buffet at Chason's in Fayetteville NC



Lets not forget to provide equal coverage:
Over on the Union side we had George McClellan - a democrat that ran against Abe Lincoln and overtly opposed the abolition of slavery.

...what should we do with statues and military bases named after THAT shit-stain?
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