Thread: WTH is DEERS???
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:28   #2
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The Defense Enrollment Eligibility Reporting System (DEERS) database contains information on DoD sponsored personnel . It is used to track patients through the military health system. It is also required to receive and retain TRICARE benefits. Incorrect information in the DEERS database can cause problems with TRICARE claims as well as other health care benefits,...
...like those procedures used to physically transform infantrymen into infantrypersons.

Maybe you are a nurse, and you want to be a Murse...
...DEERS

Maybe you have been working as a mid-wife and you are interested in changing careers and becoming a mid-husband...
...DEERS

Maybe you have just decided that lace underwear makes you feel so much more confident than tighty whities and you don't want to be hassled while showering after PT...
...DEERS

Most importantly, if you want TRICARE to cover your treatment for gender dysphoria, you will DEFINATELY need to update that gender marker.
Do you know where to go to update your gender marker?
...DEERS


Do you know what kind of meat tastes good in a nice hearty stew with a red wine based sauce?
...deer
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