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Geographic backdrops?
We dont need backdrops... that shit is already in place out west !!!
Two words: JADE BY-GOD HELM BITCHES
...We'll just go all JADE-HELM on these tofu slurping, tree hugging, cheap shotgun toting M'Fers
We can JADE HELM the living catshit out of these sons-a-bitches.
Jumpin Jehoshaphat we can have these yuppy cocksuckers flexed cuffed and waterboarded in the back room of a Walmart stockroom faster than they can cry "safe space"- (Walmart stockroom courtesy of our freedom squashing brothers at FEMA.)
For fuck sake... just look at the stockpile of survival supplies these folks are collecting...
...recycled toilet paper
...dairy free food supplies
...luxury safe rooms
LUXURY SAFE ROOMS ???
LUXURY FUCKING SAFE ROOMS
holy-g-shit batman..... call Commissioner Gordon - they have a luxury safe room !!!
They need a safe room to hole up in during the Trumpocalypse and they are worried about luxury???
These silly bastards are funnier than a one-legged hermaphrodite in a transgendered butt-fucking contest.
These folks aint kidding around.... you only need to bump into a single progressive liberal prepper that bow hunts one time before you learn the hard way that these guys mean business.
The fact that they are planning to teach classes on survival winemaking should have you half-trained SF guys shitting in your ranger panties.
...here is the scenario:
Progressive Liberal prepper bow-hunter man is coming right at you and he is snot-slinging, knee-walking, shit-giggling drunk on homemade wine and all you have left for your custom built AR-15 is three magazines of surplus ball ammo loaded into those shitty aluminum GI issued magazines with crappy black plastic followers
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO PL !!!!!!!
Some of you snarky fucks arent gonna know whether to shit or go blind when you come up against Progressive Liberal prepper bow-hunter man
Shit may seem funny now... but your attitudes will change when he secretly swaps your brand new roll of Charmin shit tickets with a roll of recycled organic single ply.
...but go ahead, keep making fun of these people and see where it gets you.
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Last edited by Box; 01-18-2017 at 22:32.
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