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She's gone where the goblins go...
...BELOW
...below, below - yo-ho!
Let's open up and sing
And ring those bells out...
I'm still worried that this is all just a drug induced haze and I am actually in a coma, on my death bed, full of pain killers, with a tumor the size of Rhode Island crushing my brain against the inside of my skull
...the Cubs won the World Series in the 10th inning of game 7
...Donald Trump is quite likely going to put up just over 300 electoral votes
Yep...this cant be real.
I should be waking up in room 101 any time now with some guy screaming in my face asking me how many fingers he is holding up.
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