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Your boots were last polished at the factory
Infantry soldiers gawk at your haircut.
You've worn either spurs or a tail.
You call the SCIF from your barracks room to tell them to copy a target who's up.
You have ever sent code with your d*** or you know someone who has.
You understand the EMHO report.
You finally got to call someone newer than you a "Weed"..
You knew what a chad was before Florida..
You knew which floorboards lifted up the easiest so you could store your stash of chad for the following week.
You drank Black Label beer in Ayer, Mass and liked it!.
You own a Star Trek uniform.
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