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Lottery Winner
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs."Honey, pack your
bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh, my God! Really? What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
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"Excretion is the bitter part of valor."
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