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Originally Posted by Divemaster
I'd wager that Spicoli and Dennis Rodman are U.S. super secret agents. But they will have their decoder rings taken away when a Republican wins the White House.
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It would be pretty funny if the next administration on April 1st, 2017 said something like:
"The capture and incarceration of El Chapo Guzman would not have been possible without the assistance of confidential informant code name Spicoli. We gave confidential informant Spicoli a code name because we all all too aware of the reach cartels have across the planet and particularly within Southern California and the film industry. If CI Spicoli's identity were revealed, he'd probably be chopped up live with a chainsaw and drowned in boiling lye with the melted remains spilled down a Tijuana sewer drain. So we are taking special precautions to ensure CI Spicoli's identity is never revealed because doing so would be a veritable death sentence considering CI Spicoli's high public profile and previous travel to such narco-crime penetrated countries like Mexico, Haiti, Cuba, Venezuela, and Argentina."
I hope The Onion or Duffelblog post something.
I recently had a discussion with someone regarding the Gun Control Town Hall meeting.
My anti-gun friend was asking why the NRA didn't show up?
I responded by asking him if he'd voluntarily show up to an ambush.
It only took a second to dig up the dirt on moderator Anderson Cooper, who spent $1.4 million dollars in a high profile auction of anti-gun art propaganda.
An anti-gun art propaganda piece made from all of Sean Penn's demil'd firearms.
I wonder how Sean's going to be feeling moving forward in terms of personal security beyond his rich elitist close protection team monthly invoice?