[Divemaster]

This article must be from the Onion. I've heard over and over that ALL scientists are in agreement about the climate issue. And that's a good thing because global warming/cooling/change is going to make me rich.

I'm going to clear cut some rain forest, in Costa Rica I think, then guilt trip libs into paying me to plant a tree in their name to not only offset their carbon footprint but also to save the rain forest.

So let's sweep these dissenting opinions under the rug, um-kay?