[Team Sergeant]

Ah the long anticipated return of the "Driving Dead" have indeed returned to the Valley of the Sun!

So follow me on this: In order to vacation here in the winter and North Dakota the rest of the year you must be doing well. Make more money than most. This makes sense when you see the Driving Dead talking and texting in their vehicles.

I kid you not, 70-80 year olds texting and talking on their cell phones while driving.

Saw a old fart the other day talking away like a teenager while driving. Old bastard (75) was doing about 25 in a 45 zone. I'm betting he had no clue why the cars were zooming past him.

We receive about one million of the Driving Dead every year. I need a video camera and a spotter and I could make some money on youtube!