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Originally Posted by Billy L-bach

If you gave Hillary supporters a history test what kind of answers would you expect to get?


Would they try to tell you that JFK was from Eqypt - because he liked travel around on a Camelot?

Columbus drove a Plymouth and his friends drove a Ninja, a Pinto, and a Sante Fe...

Benjamin Franklin liked to fly kites and invented the idea for electric key-fobs

Joan of Arc was a good fighter but a horrible cook that ended up burning her steak...

The Taliban uses poetry to threaten their enemies; the poems are written in Islamic Pentameter.

The constitution was written to ensure domestic hostility. It also led to the invention of wife-beater t-shirts so that citizens could run around with bare-arms.

Lincoln signed the emasculation proclamation to free the slaves. He was later shot in the head while he was watching a movie. John Wilkes Boothe was a famous actor before he shot Lincoln. Shooting the president ruined his acting career.

Fig Newtons were named after an apple farmer named Isaac. Isaac also invented gravity.

Jesse James was a jewish cowboy that won the Nazi Olympics and caused Hitler to commit suicide.

I see you've been studying your Common Core AP History there Ant Billy.