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If you gave Hillary supporters a history test what kind of answers would you expect to get?
Would they try to tell you that JFK was from Eqypt - because he liked travel around on a Camelot?
Columbus drove a Plymouth and his friends drove a Ninja, a Pinto, and a Sante Fe...
Benjamin Franklin liked to fly kites and invented the idea for electric key-fobs
Joan of Arc was a good fighter but a horrible cook that ended up burning her steak...
The Taliban uses poetry to threaten their enemies; the poems are written in Islamic Pentameter.
The constitution was written to ensure domestic hostility. It also led to the invention of wife-beater t-shirts so that citizens could run around with bare-arms.
Lincoln signed the emasculation proclamation to free the slaves. He was later shot in the head while he was watching a movie. John Wilkes Boothe was a famous actor before he shot Lincoln. Shooting the president ruined his acting career.
Fig Newtons were named after an apple farmer named Isaac. Isaac also invented gravity.
Jesse James was a jewish cowboy that won the Nazi Olympics and caused Hitler to commit suicide.
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