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Old 05-06-2015, 09:28   #124
Damocles
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by Sdiver View Post
They don't need helicopters anymore, they have tunnels now.

Com'on man, get with the program, will ya. :
What you guys don't understand is that the tunnels are more than large enough to actually FLY the black helicopters through them. Yes, thats right. We're talking about a massive underground tunnel network where black ops types are flying specially engineered super secret blackhawks outfitted with the latest in the future of stealth technology. These hawks have the ground-penetrating radar signature of an anorexic gopher. Keep your eyes on the midwest farming communities... they will soon be reporting a severe infestation of apparently anorexic gophers. This will be your warning that the end is nigh... Don't forget, you heard it here first.

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