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Old 05-05-2015, 13:13   #114
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Chuck Norris doesn't lie.
Ever.

Let me tell you people something...
...if Cordell Walker says that we cannot trust the government with regards to this JADE HELM business, then my lips to the ears of Jesus, Mary, and Saint Joseph, the American mid-west had better prepare for some old-school fascist oppression if they know what's good for them.

Is it coincidence that Cordell Walker is from Texas and that JADE HELM is in Texas...
...NO

Is it coincidence that Jimmy Trivette grew up in Baltimore and right now there are riots in Baltimore?
...who fucking knows - it doesn't matter because Trivette is just supporting role anyway.


The point is, Chuck Norris said shit was about to get real and that only means one thing...
...SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL



I recommend you folks out west get your heads out of your asses and start filling sandbags !!!
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