[Lighthouse]

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel medicine is advanced that we can cut off a mans testicles, put them in another man, and in 6 weeks he's looking for work.

The German doctor says: "That's nothing! In Germany we can take part of a brain in one man, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he's looking for work.

The Russian doctor says: "We can take half a heart from one man and put it another man, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor says: "You are all behind us. In America we took a muslim with no balls, no brain, and no heart, and made him president. Now, the whole country is looking for work!