How should America answer this terrorist attack? Easy, France is an ally, we give France a call and say:
We're adding $100 BILLION to our lethal drone program to hunt these goat f**kers in Yeman, Pakistan, Syria, Afghanistan, Africa and Iraq.
We've given Iran free reign in Iraq to do what needs to be done but they must leave the Kurds alone. And they have one year to get 'er done.
We're giving $50 BILLION in aid to the Kurds and all the air support they desire. (ISIS is about to have a really bad day.)
And we've given the United States Special Operations Command carte blanche to hunt and kill any and all islamic terrorists and anyone funding terrorism on a global level. There will be no "political" intervention but we did ask them to be "discreet".
How do we make a contribution to your presidential campaign fund?
We will continue this endeavor until all the islamic terrorists are on a first name basis with muhammad.