[mugwump]

I work with a lot of folk who speak Engrish as a second or third language. They say they have no problem speaking English with others who aren't primary english-speakers. Primary english-speakers on the other hand are almost impossible to communicate with.

The idioms here are obvious:

"Otherwise it will create the human body [you're fucked] or blame damage [your wife will be yammering at you about the broken window for days]."