#1 Son, Air.177 in here, first year in school, first "Parent-Teacher" Conference.
Teacher: He's a very attentive child, but his Wild Tales about shooting MACHINEGUNS are a bit far fetched!!
Me: What's far fetched about them ??
Teacher: Well his imagination is just a bit on overdrive, if you know what I mean.
Me: What Imagination ??
Teacher: Well about him shooting machineguns !!!
Me: Lady, you need to learn how to tell when someone is telling the TRUTH !
Teacher: OH MY GOD !!!!!
Ended up with a VERY understanding and co-operative relationship with the schools ever since !!!