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Forks, what about bloody forks. They are filled with pointy tips and should be outlawed. Spoons should be the only implements approved for carry, and not those little pointy Tea spoons either. Soupspoons are ok, so long as their handles are very blunt. There have been some sneaky buggers from Glasgow (wouldn't you know it) who terrorize the streets using desert spoons with pointy handles concealed in shoulder holsters.
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