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Know your German
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts, "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!" (Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!")
The man shouts back, "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English, "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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