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I love all of these! I've heard two recently I want to share..
1. Parking lot of Harbor Freight, feller drives up to me and asks for money. He claims he was an 18D, dispatched a guy who killed his wife and daughter in a drunk driving accident and just got out of jail. Hard times right? I ask what part of the 18D course any PETA member would take issue with and he looked at me clueless. I kindly explained he was a liar in a not so nice way and he peeled out fast. LOL
2. Bouncer in a local Fay. Club. I strike up a conversation with him and he wasted no time in claiming a Ranger background. Cool Right? When I asked what phase of Ranger School he thought was the hardest he claimed the "Road marching phase....
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