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Old 08-22-2014, 07:25   #12
Dean Jarvis
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Originally Posted by Billy L-bach View Post
If I have an eternity worth of screwing to do, I am going to need a shit ton more than just 72 wide-eyed virgins. Especially if I am going to be returned to my 30-year old self and made as virile as a hundred men. Those poor broads are going to be useless before I even learn all of their names; I am going to slay my way throught them rookie bitches within my first two months in paradise...
...then what am I supposed to do?

Hey, I've got an idea.....Let's start our own religion. You can have as many virgins as you want. Or better yet, you get one virgin for every MF Muslim you kill.
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