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...cant afford to pay for the 100% MFF qualification wet dream
...can't afford to provide relevant language sustainment short of simply demanding that everyone say "3/3 is my goal" when briefing anyone above the pay grade of E-8
...which wouldn't matter since the system still can't figure out how to get guys paid on time even though they are threatened with bad paper if they don't score a 1/1 in this weeks assigned language
...can't afford decent off post training unless you can figure out how to do it on partial per diem and MREs that have been stored in ISU-90s since the wars started
...plenty of money to design an electric stealth motor cycle
I want to know what the risk assessment for electric stealth bike training looks like, and I want to know how much language school we are allowed to miss in order to get electric stealth bike training.
Hell, we still havn't fielded the MFFARAPS that we've been fucking around with since BEFORE the Marines fielded the MMPS in 2006.
The Keystone cops are watching US on television and laughing their asses off.
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