It would appear that the laws of Physics are frequently being learned, but never actually taught.
Although I suspect it's because Inshallah is believed to be the 1st law of Islamic physics.
The best one I heard recently from a fairly well educated regional/local was that white cars are safer.
When he opened his mouth and started talking about something Allah/mystical other than how a white vehicle is easier to see in low light I just tuned him out to avoid the brain damage.
But I have to give him credit....he was the driver when an out of control van packed tighter than a clown car spun out of control in the mud and hit our parked Landcruiser about 2 weeks ago.
He was able to successfully dispute the 2nd Law of Islamic physics: "the infidel is always wrong".
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