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Government bureaucrat #1: reviewing report on citizen xXx : "It say's here that he attends church (not a mosque), served in the military, owns his own business, is Caucasian, argues for limited government, is for lower taxes, enhanced border security, he's against blanket am-nasty, is a Life Member of the NRA and respects the 2nd Amendment...ahhh, some interesting metadata, too...look at those ammo purchases...and...he signed up online for that advanced carbine class...look, look, he was on a Tea Party web site...look at those emails...says he's against surprise, unsupported warrantless searches of his home...damn, what has he got to hide...an innocent person shouldn't have to worry about a random house search...SPLC says that type of combination has a high probability of being unworthy...

Government bureaucrat # 2: "Should we tee this prick up for audit?"

Government bureaucrat #1: "We could just send in the drones !?"