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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
My advice, Never, ever hike with anyone that can run faster than you! 
While I was in Okinawa I learned to SCUBA dive. While working on my dive master cert I assisted the instructor with basic dive classes. One Canadian asked me about my tanto dive knife in front of a bunch of students, he said:
"Is that knife for shark attacks?"
I answered "Yup"
He then said:
"You would stab the shark if it attacked?"
I said "Nope, I'd just cut one of you and slowly swim away"  |
Sounds like something Brian Bewley would say (Oki circa 1995).