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Originally Posted by Sdiver
The priest turned and asked to alterboy, "Is that Pussy Green?"
The alterboy looked and replied, "I don't think so, Father, I think it is just a reflection off her boots."
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"Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"
The altar boy replied, "Oh that's easy, Snickers and a Coke."

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Neither, then. At that age I thought pussy was a cat and the gay priests didn't show up until it became a popular way to dodge the draft during the Vietnam War.
Pat
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