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gorilla · 12-10-2004, 20:49

A crazy thing happened to me today. I was about to start running but i decided I had to go to the bathroom first. So I get to the bathroom and am there for like 5 minutes but to no avail I could not go. I knew I was going to regret this later but I wasnt going to wait around any longer, so I start running. For the most part the run went ok, however the last mile and a half I start to feel something nasty brewing. I think to myself I already had to stop once this week, I cant stop, so I decide to gut it out the rest of the way. I make it to my car sit on the hood for a second for my bowels to retract and then waddle slowely to the bathroom. I get in the stall and get that feeling that everything is going to be ok. I made it. I start to take of my shorts and then remember I tied my car key to the draw sting. I try to undue the knot but I just can't seem to get it and start doing the poopy dance. I have to go so bad, I finally get the knot done and then......NOOOOOOOOOOO....I poop all over myself six inches from the toilet.

I'm fumming now, screaming every cuss word imaginable while i clean myself up. I walk out of the stall with my underwear turned diaper and there is this man just stairing at me completely awe struck......so to break the ice I said, "What's the matter never seen a grown man crap his pants before?" We both laugh and just walk off.

Which leads me to my question. If I'm at SFAS and I have to take a squat in the bushes during a run....how are the instuctors going to take it? I'm really not trying to be funny here, I just want to know what the stipulations are on this because there are the people that cant gut out the run that act like they have to go, and then there are the other people who have to go and there's no stopping it.

12-10-2004, 20:49	#1
gorilla Asset Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11	Running problems A crazy thing happened to me today. I was about to start running but i decided I had to go to the bathroom first. So I get to the bathroom and am there for like 5 minutes but to no avail I could not go. I knew I was going to regret this later but I wasnt going to wait around any longer, so I start running. For the most part the run went ok, however the last mile and a half I start to feel something nasty brewing. I think to myself I already had to stop once this week, I cant stop, so I decide to gut it out the rest of the way. I make it to my car sit on the hood for a second for my bowels to retract and then waddle slowely to the bathroom. I get in the stall and get that feeling that everything is going to be ok. I made it. I start to take of my shorts and then remember I tied my car key to the draw sting. I try to undue the knot but I just can't seem to get it and start doing the poopy dance. I have to go so bad, I finally get the knot done and then......NOOOOOOOOOOO....I poop all over myself six inches from the toilet. I'm fumming now, screaming every cuss word imaginable while i clean myself up. I walk out of the stall with my underwear turned diaper and there is this man just stairing at me completely awe struck......so to break the ice I said, "What's the matter never seen a grown man crap his pants before?" We both laugh and just walk off. Which leads me to my question. If I'm at SFAS and I have to take a squat in the bushes during a run....how are the instuctors going to take it? I'm really not trying to be funny here, I just want to know what the stipulations are on this because there are the people that cant gut out the run that act like they have to go, and then there are the other people who have to go and there's no stopping it.
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