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A panic-stricken blonde calls the fire department and tells them her house is on fire and they need to come quick.
The dispatcher asks the blonde, "Okay, ma'am, how do we get there?"
Stunned, the blonde replies, "DUH! The big red trucks!"
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"It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." -Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)
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