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Shaughnessy walks into Muldoon’s saloon and yells
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in all of Ireland.”

"We got her" replies Muldoon." “That be Molly and she be upstairs in the second room on the right."

Shaughnessy hands Muldoon a couple of quid to pay for Molly and the two beers. He grabs the bottles, stomps up the stairs, kicks open the second door on the right and yells "I'm look’n for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in all of Ireland."

Molly looks at Shaughnessy and says, "Ya found her!"
Then she strips naked, bends over and grabs her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?" asks Shaughnessy.

"I don't," replies Molly, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."


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