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BEST.NEWS.REPORT.EVER
Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow should sue for libel...
...lets not be cryptic about it, San Freaksisco reports it and its an accident by an unsuspecting reporter based on a false report by the governmnet. Fox news would have been fined a bazillion dollars by the FCC, the ACLU would already be releasing the details in the pending lawsuit, and the usual group of talking heads would already be set up outside of the NTSB interns house demanding his head on a stick.
...but this is San Freaksisco so it is all fixed with an "oops-our bad"
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