[Trapper John]

Originally Posted by Team Sergeant

I'd like to report a federal worker for suspicious activity.

He travels a lot but doesn’t seem to have a reason to do so. He takes his family on frequent and expensive vacations to exotic foreign locations. His position allows him access to classified materials at the highest levels. He has associated with known Islamist terrorists. He has a history of association with convicted domestic terrorists. He seems not to have a real job as he's usually seen playing golf, basketball, or giving fund raising speeches. He claims he has a college education but none of his classmates or professors remember him attending. He has gone to extraordinary effort to hide his past. Plus, the guy just plain creeps me out.

BINGO!!!